THIS IS TORTURE. WHAT KIND OF HOTEL DOESN’T HAVE WIFI?
AT THIS POINT I’D GLADLY FACEBOOK CHAT WITH MY CRAZY AUNT WHO ALWAYS POSTS MUFFIN RECIPES IF IT MEANT I COULD ALSO CHECK MY EMAIL. THAT’S HOW BAD I WANT THE INTERNET.
SINCE YOU BEEN GONE!
I CAN BREATHE FOR THE FIRST TIME!
I’M SO MOVING ON!
This is one of the greatest Tumblrs of all time.
Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday dear Billy! We’re sorry your parents recently died in a horrible structure fire! Happy birthday to you!
Gunny Wynn: not impressed.